crappest book in the world

dear readers,
I am writing today because yesterday I quite possibly finished the crappest book of all time.
 the name: miracle on 5th avenue. review: -6/5 stars.

so you don't dare read it, ill give you a summary of the so-called plot.
there is a girl whose grandmother died (you can't miss that fact since it's mentioned in every 2 sentences) a guy whose wife died 5 years ago (like I'm sorry but, get over it) and that's it.

They fall in love with each other after 337 pages of inevitability and the whole book is basically the girl saying that she wants intercourse and that she hasn't had it in a while. The first chapter says it and so does the last. This book actually made me hate the characters with a passion and at the end, I was skipping 3 pages at a time just to see if anything actually happened. To my great pleasure, there was one plot twist, the man's dead wife had an affair. Are you actually kidding me? So, you mean to tell me that the only reason he didn't fall in love with the girl earlier was because he was hung up on his dead wife, that's fair enough but now shes cheated on him WHICH by the way he knew all along and was still crying about it every day for the next 5 years.


boo - hoo


DO NOT READ
DO NOT READ
DO... .NOT,.., READ

when I finished the book I stuck it to the man. the bin man.
if I have 5 words for that book its
what a waste of paper.

I'm going to be doing more book reviews soon.
see you next time,

girl with thoughts  
            x

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